President's Day.

Yeah, yeah, yeah... So I suck. Already can't keep up with this fuckin' thing.
Rest assured, I probably haven't been available because:

a) I've been really "busy"
b) I've been having a really hard fuckin' time and didn't want any of my shitty vibe to permeate the interweb
c) Some chick I met in Vegas dropped off who she claims to be our "son" on my doorstep
d) My laptop spontaneously combusted
e) I won the lottery
f) all of the above
g) b,d,& e
h) a,c,& d
i) a & b

Well you probably guessed it. It's "H".

So hopefully this will be good enough for you guys for now. And I'll try to catch up here in the next few weeks.