April Didn't Even Happen.

So apparently, nothing in April transpired meriting my blog contributions. Either that, or so much happened that I just never got around to writing about any of it... Truth be told, I was actually in Mexico for awhile... It's okay. I think everything has blown over so I will be able to stay in the country for a bit. But we might as well just write April off okay? Those of you that know better have an idea of what's been going in my life anyway... So let's start fresh with May shall we?

It's hard goddamn work being a Mavericks die-hard. Especially this season, when people are using terms that I've never heard associated with the Mavs before... Terms like "tough" and "resilient". (Those are good terms by the way.) Michael Finley will always be one of my all-time favorite Mavs, and last night he reminded me why. Thanks Fin.

Now, tomorrow may be Friday the 13th and all, but I could really give a fuck because I am going to be at Wendy's ALL WEEKEND, getting my Frosty on.

Maybe I'll even dip my french fries in it. Or better yet, maybe I'll have it with the new FINGER-FREE chili! For awhile there I was pretty worried that I would never be able to order that steaming plastic cup of meat & beans ever again...
Luckily I have found my new favorite hot dog joint just in case...

They're no Grifdog, for damn sure, but they will definitely do... Veggie corndogs? Fucking Bananas!
Hmmm... What else?
Nicole Richie is engaged (poor fellow), and Lindsay Lohan gets ri-goddamn-diculously skinny...

Natalie impersonates Sinead...

And they keep inventing CRAZY SHIT!

Check out the demo video, but be warned, it definitely ain't safe for work.

And finally, I am desperately tryin' to get my girl to get her do done like this...

You know that shit spins around... Why else would that white power cord be going up in there?

It's gonna be a kick-ass summer.