Summer School: W or Tom

Summer School subject by “Anonymous”:
"Tom Cruise or George W. Bush: Who will get pushed out of the closet first?"

Hmmm. I think the real question is who is more powerful? The U.S. government or the Church of Scientology. If W was in fact gay (he isn’t by the way… Is this some kind of new rumor? He’s screwing a lot of people… Men AND women… He’s not racist either. He just fucks everybody. All shapes, sizes, and races.), there’d be some stubborn motherfuckers up on Capital Hill fighting like mad to keep the news from surfacing. Tom Cruise has the New Age Mafia keeping him under raps. And we all know how tight the mafia can be… The Church of Scientology would NEVER, EVER let the truth be known that little Tom likes the men. Bush though has a lot of enemies. Enemies that are pretty damn powerful in the own right. And his enemies would stand much to benefit if they uncovered that he was in fact gay. But I firmly believe he ain’t. Tommy on the other hand… I ain’t buyin’ this Katie Holmes bullshit for a minute.