The Way The West Was Won.

Finally. After 20+ years... Fuckin' A.

Sometimes it takes little things like advancing to the NBA Finals for the first time ever to unearth a person from their social, emotional, and pyschological coma.

I feel like a brand new man.
Now if I can just kick the junk.

Here's to destroying the Heat tomorrow.

-the New & Improved, playing for a first ever NBA Title, Invisible Boy